This toy reminds me my childhood hero, Stone cold Steve Austin 3:16. I still mesmerized by the fact how awesome it was to watch him on a silver screen, almost every one of us were crazy about him. Yet we were childish but watching 3:16 Legacy just unimaginable.
I am really overwhelm by the response and viewers who looked at my post on LinkedIn. It is but obvious that I can not able to pin point who looked at it but at least I can say 182 of them where Managers/CEOs which means to me a lot. Most of them were Recruiters as you can see. But I am More interested talking to managers/directors where I think I can add value to their organization.
I admire all the companies and their management styles, they all are great and I am proud that some of the most recognised companies from Midlands and I adore them all. For the new role I am really keen to meet personally which allow me to excel my dreams and in return I will give my commitment to the company to put value back by serve them for next 5 years undoubted.
If it sounds good enough to you and feel that investing in my intellectual can reward your organization with greater returns then please contact me or delegate your HR to send me a proposal which I unable to denied. Your HR can email me from here.
1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! 4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans. : Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! 5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax 6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans. : Factory. Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! 7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! 8) Qus. : Do you have Staff? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! 9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax 10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans. : Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! 11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans. : Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! 13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX ! 14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans. : Gift on birthday. Tax : PAY GIFT TAX! 15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX! 16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans. : Cinema or Resort. Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 17) Qus.: Have you purchased House? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE ! 18) Qus.: How you Travel? Ans. : Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE! 19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.’s TAX !!! 20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY! 21) Qus.: Do you own a Vehicle? Ans.: Yes Tax: Pay Road Tax! 22) Qus.: Do you drive a Vehicle? Ans.: Yes Tax: Pay Toll Tax! 23) INDIAN :: Can I Die Now?? Ans :: WAIT WE ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH THE FUNERAL TAX!!!
In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.
So the boy went inside to the manager’s room and said “An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter”.
To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him.
So the boy added immediately, “And this gentleman wants to buy the other half !!!!!!”. After the customer left, the manager said “You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?”
To this the boy said, “I come from Mexico . The place consists of only prostitutes and football players !!!!!”
The manager replied coldly, “My wife is also from Mexico “.
To this the boy asked excitedly, “Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?”
Presence of mind Always Helps, Never Panic !!!!!!!!